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On Wednesdays, after school, I repair electrical appliances free of charge.

I'm not afraid of failing, which is why I do it all the time! I just like to be my selfie! So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.

I got so excited about it being spring, I almost wet my plants! That way more people tell me I look amazing when they see me in real life. I also made a horse faint in Costa Rica.

You can follow me if you feel like it. Giving up is always an option, but it's never my choice.

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Well, just without any of the visual consequences. Normal rules don't apply to me because I have big breasts. I am different. Keep fnuny, and ignore me.

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I have a fear of speed bumps but I'm slowly getting over it. I'm naturally funny because my life is like a joke. I'm over Netherlands woman naked mature and politically correct. I'd rather eat chocolate than aim to have a thigh gap!

This is just the normal expression of my face? Normal people worry me!

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Last night I got asked out by not one, not two, but zero people! My relationship status? These kind of people are often fearless and bold when it comes to pointing out their own flaws in public. Life is an eternal journey to know oneself.

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Everyone I know is either getting married or pregnant. Will this outfit get me the romantic partner of my dreams? I'm the coach.

I call it love. Sometimes I prefer to use my face for emoticons.

I just wear glasses. I have everything and everyone I need. Get to know me, get to love me! I use my phone so much, I'm sure it's going to start growing on my hand.

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Love me, hate me - either way, you're spending your time thinking of me! Hard work never killed anyone, but why take the chance? Don't try to fix me: I'm not broken!